Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Take Back Black!

Goddamit, I can't wear black anymore without seeming to be a comrade of Dinky's. Fingering privileges aside, it's like when a political party drapes itself with the flag, only worse -- they've appropriated half my entire wardrobe!

Two can play at that game, though. Henceforth, from this day forward, I do hereby declare khaki as the official color of the administration. All artifacts of this color, including but not limited to clothing, banners, furniture, fruit, dirt and bare skin, shall hereafter be considered as signifying approval, support, or at least sufferance for the current occupant of Malacanang and/or her policies.

Take that, fashion thieves!

Wear khaki if you support Arroyo, or oppose the opposition.

What the hell, wear it with black if you want to.